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The Record

An entry about the encyclopedia itself: what is in it, how it is kept, and what it is for.

This page keeps itself current. Every count and every entry below is drawn from what is published right now.

The Record

Entries published
19
Categories
7
Sources cited
145
Most recent entry
7 August 2026
First entry
12 May 2026

Contents

  1. What this is
  2. How entries are made
  3. How the record is kept
  4. Index of entries

What this is

Nigerians Ruin Everything is an encyclopedia of contemporary Nigerian popular culture and public life. It documents what this country takes up, from trades and platforms to status formats, rituals and institutions, and what becomes of each one after.

It often repeats itself. Something opens up that is genuinely worth having, a gap the banks ignored, a talent with nowhere to go, a format nobody here had tried. Nigerians rarely take a thing as it arrives, rebuilding it instead with invention, ceremony and commerce until it works the way this country works, and that rebuilding is the part most worth documenting. Word travels, the barrier to entry was never high, and whatever made the thing valuable ends up shared among everyone who heard. The format usually survives in reduced form, together with whatever the serious operators managed to keep. Every entry follows one case through those stages, the background, the boom, the saturation, and where it stands now.

The ruin in the title is not an accusation, and almost every entry here begins with something Nigerians did well.

This page is the entry about the encyclopedia. The counts and the index below are not written by anyone. They are drawn from whatever is published at the moment you load the page, so this page cannot fall out of date with the thing it describes.

How entries are made

An entry begins as a draft, usually from a suggestion, a reader correction, or an editor noticing a pattern. It is researched, sourced, and debated before it is published. Sources carry the date they were last verified.

How the record is kept

Published entries are not finished. Volatile facts are tracked and re-checked on a schedule, and every reader can report something that has gone out of date from the entry itself. Corrections reach the editors directly.

Nothing here is automatic in the way people assume. No system watches the news and rewrites an entry. A person has to look, and this record only holds because people keep looking.

What the record covers

  • Business & Hustle7 entries
  • Internet Culture4 entries
  • Tech & Apps3 entries
  • Institutions & Public Life2 entries
  • Sports & Fandom1 entry
  • Records & Glory1 entry
  • Entertainment1 entry

Index of entries

Every published entry, A to Z. Filed by first significant word, so “The POS Business” sits under P.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

19 entries

A

  • The ASUU StrikeDecades of closing public universities.Institutions & Public Life

C

  • The CheatThe free browsing eraTech & Apps
  • Course AllocationThe national formula for matching students to courses.Institutions & Public Life

F

  • Forex and Crypto TradingStudents learned that selling the course paid better than practicing the skill.Business & Hustle

G

  • GiveawayThe online handout turned into a follower acquisition strategy.Internet Culture
  • The Guinness World RecordHilda Baci’s four-day cook-a-thon inspired a nation to try breaking every world record.Records & Glory

J

  • Japa ContentLeaving the country became a content genre.Internet Culture

L

  • Loan AppsNo-collateral loans turned your contact list into the ultimate leverage.Tech & Apps

M

  • Mini-ImportationBuy cheap from China, sell dear in Lagos.Business & Hustle

O

  • Online Football PunditryIt began as friends arguing about Messi and Ronaldo.Sports & Fandom

P

  • The Peppersoup GardenCar washes and open-air gardens take on second jobs as nightlife hubs.Business & Hustle
  • The Ponzi SchemeA Russian mathematician promised 30% to a recession-hit nation.Business & Hustle
  • The POS BusinessNigeria’s agent banking solved the cash access problem.Business & Hustle

R

  • Ride-HailingUber entered the Nigerian market.Business & Hustle

S

  • Skit-MakingSkit-making went from low-budget side hustle to overcrowded national pastime.Internet Culture
  • Social Media MonetizationSocial media platforms started paying for engagement.Internet Culture
  • Sports Betting ShopsA shop opens on every street.Business & Hustle

T

  • Tech BroLearn tech, earn in dollars.Tech & Apps

U

  • Upcoming Afrobeat ArtistAfrobeats conquered the world.Entertainment

The Record

Entries published
19
Categories
7
Sources cited
145
Most recent entry
7 August 2026
First entry
12 May 2026