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© 2026 Nigerians Ruin Everything

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We keep records of what we ruin.

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The Guinness World Record Rush

Hilda Baci cooked for nearly four days and won the nation's heart. The nation responded by attempting to break every record ever set.

Records & Glory · Published 1 July 2026

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Entertainment13 July 2026

The Emerging Artist

Afrobeats conquered the world, and every street in Nigeria opened a recording studio to celebrate.

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Tech & Apps13 July 2026

The Tech Gold Rush

Learn tech, earn in dollars, japa optional. A nation enrolled at once.

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Tech & Apps13 July 2026

Loan Apps and the Debt Shame Machine

Instant credit arrived with no collateral required. The collateral, it turned out, was your contact list.

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Internet Culture13 July 2026

Japa Content and the Relocation Economy

Leaving the country became a content genre, an industry and a personality, in that order.

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Business & Hustle13 July 2026

Mini-Importation and the Guru Economy

Buy cheap from China, sell dear in Lagos. Then ten thousand people bought the same wristwatch.

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Business & Hustle13 July 2026

MMM and the Ponzi Ecosystem

A Russian mathematician promised thirty percent a month, and a recession-hit nation said thank you sir.

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Internet Culture11 July 2026

Giveaway Culture

Free money appeared on the timeline. It did not stay free, and eventually it did not stay money.

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Business & Hustle10 July 2026

Sports Betting Shops

There is a betting shop on your street. There are, in fact, three.

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Sports & Fandom8 July 2026

Online Football Punditry

It began as friends arguing about Messi and Ronaldo. It is now an industry of microphones, ring lights and manufactured rage.

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Tech & Apps5 July 2026

The Claude Subscription Arbitrage

For a brief golden window, Claude Pro cost roughly half price in naira on the App Store. Then we tweeted about it.

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Internet Culture28 June 2026

X Monetization and the Ragebait Economy

The platform started paying for engagement. Nigeria heard the word paying and skipped the rest of the sentence.

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Records & Glory

National achievements and the stampede that followed them.

Sports & Fandom

The beautiful game and the business of arguing about it.

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Screens, stages and the stampede toward them.

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